[See updates at bottom]
Our first
Spotlight shines on 18x7 Warwick Ave., Santa Monica. Listed in 8/06, it was slightly reduced in November to its current
$869,000.
Let's savor parts of its MLS description:
"The Best Deal in Santa Monica!"Local comps in the last year sold for about
$100,000 less (3344 Delaware Ave., 3008 Delaware Ave., and 1912 Warwick Ave.) per the
L.A. County Assessor's Office.
"Wonderful 3br 1ba Home on a quiet, tree-lined street."It's
one block from the Santa Monica Freeway (to the right). Enough said about the "quiet".
"The home is in move-in condition and is just waiting for your personal touches."You've got a lot of "personal touches" ahead of you, beginning with replacing that security screen door.
"Open Every Sunday 2-5!"For many weeks to come, at that price. Why do they write stuff that someone visiting quickly finds otherwise? It just wastes everyone's time.
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This is off the MLS as of today (3/2), and the sign is gone. Relisting soon?
Meanwhile, two neighboring houses are new on the market, on 34th for $899K and Virginia for $849K. The latter's description -
"Must see!" - somehow doesn't mention its backyard is just across the alley from the Santa Monica Freeway offramp at Centinela. Must be that
zin again. We know the comps are $100K less.
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It's baaack! Now (3/6) asking $865K (a whole $4K less), claiming
"Extra bonus/media room." [Felt like an old covered patio. Remember those?]
"Gorgeous gardens, tons of plants & trees." [The photo doesn't lie.]
"Huge lot ready for lucrative expansion project." [Huge compared to what?!]